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We're sisters. We exist on (in equal parts) 1/2 caffeine and 1/2 bad "he said/she said" jokes. We both live in North Arlington (neighbors as a matter of fact).

All the gnarly, sometimes sharp edged twists and turns
of our crazy lives have helped us to create our very own TellChronicles "secret sauce." (Not like that. Sick.)

Photography is our means of expression for all things crazy and beautiful.

You are about to have yourself your own set of weird-sister friends.

**we prefer cedar shavings to shredded paper, a heat rock won't be necessary and when socialized from a young age will be great with children**

- Julie & Emily

We should
just tell
you that
we love
polka dots,
orange sherbert

but that just
wouldn't be right.